Politics: COMPLETE TRANSCRIPT OF DICK CHENEY'S INDISPUTABLY OVERWHELMING TROUNCING OF SENATOR JOHN EDWARDS

Just like the one below. This is painfully funny stuff.

THE VICE PRESIDENT: . . . and so it is with the Iraq situation, Gwen. Back when I was Secretary of Defense for the President's daddy, we never finished taking out Saddam Hussein, which made us look weak and pathetic, and that's why we lost the election. So you see Gwen, my neocon pals and I spent all eight years of the Clinton administration planning to attack Iraq. And we even put our plan in motion immediately after I - I mean President Bush - moved back into the Oval Office. Trouble was Gwen, since it was so obvious that Saddam had become pathetically weak and totally unthreatening, it was going to be a big challenge to get Congress to give us the green light to get payback by killing all those innocent Iraqi civilians. Fortunately Gwen, that 9/11 thing happened, and the entire country went so intellectually limp, they would have believed us if we told them we needed to launch a joint offensive against Xanadu and Narnia.