Politics: Jon Stewart is a genius

It's pretty impressive when Stewart, the host of the Daily Show, can walk on CNN, on Crossfire, and as I told Garrett "put his dick in their mashed potatoes, and blow a wad on it for gravy." And I certainly agree with parts of what he says.

CARLSON: Is John Kerry -- is John Kerry really the best? I mean, John Kerry has...
STEWART: Is he the best? I thought Lincoln was good.
CARLSON: Is he the best the Democrats can do?
STEWART: Is he the best the Democrats can do?
CARLSON: Yes, this year of the whole field.
STEWART: I had always thought, in a democracy -- and, again, I don't know -- I've only lived in this country -- that there's a process. They call them primaries.
CARLSON: Right.
STEWART: And they don't always go with the best, but they go with whoever won. So is he the best? According to the process.
CARLSON: Right.

Stewart continues to rip Carlson apart. Just another testament to how shitty partisan outlets makes American democracy.

Garrett Update: Watch the clip! And here's another of the same Mikey found, streaming, which is a little more complete. Plus you can Enounce it.