I just had one of those days where there were just too many headlines that dumbfounded me.
N.J. warns: Don't eat squirrel near dumpAnd from the "no damn duh" category:
We the Living Dead: The convoluted politics of zombie cinema
Church hosts 'porn and pancakes' event
Scientist develops caffeinated doughnuts
Teacher reassigned for anatomy drawings
Senator Schilling? Curt’s not so sure, but fans think he’s just the ticket
New York plans official city condom