I hate to return from a blogging hiatus without some substance, but this wins: 232 Star Wars Lines Improved by Substituting the Word “Pants.”
I find your lack of pants disturbing.For lack of content, here's bonus cuteness overload:
The Force is strong in my pants.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.