Laugh: These aren't the pants you're looking for

I hate to return from a blogging hiatus without some substance, but this wins: 232 Star Wars Lines Improved by Substituting the Word “Pants.”

Highlights:

I find your lack of pants disturbing.
The Force is strong in my pants.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.

For lack of content, here's bonus cuteness overload: