poor Ralphie

Nader didn't make the ballot in California, getting only about 100k of the 150k signatures he would have needed.

"It was very difficult collecting these signatures, as you can imagine," he said Saturday. "We tried to get some help, but the paid signature gatherers did not work for more than a week or two. They all quit. They said it was too abusive, the attacks that went on" from people opposed to Nader's candidacy.

At least Ralph has a pair. Courtney still loves you, buddy.