Politics: Small Town Hatred

I get the feeling that most of the people who read Sparkgrass aren't quite acquainted with the political conscious of the South, conservative or otherwise. So I think I'm going to start posting editorials from the Daily Independent that I think are particularly telling. This one, for example: "Since when is money more important than the murder of innocent unborn children?" Yes, THAT'S what this election is about. And of course, the author is incredibly ignorant of the way in which poverty predispositions for the need for legalized abortion, among a zillion other issues of redistribution of wealth, poor quality of life, lack of health care, human rights, religious freedom, and the simple idea that some of us don't like the government to tell us what to do with our bodies.

But then I can't explain why I went baby killing this past weekend. 12 newborns and 7 toddlers. The newborns were particularly tasty. I might try teriyaki next week. It's so much easier now that the Assault Weapons Ban has expired. I got 4 newborns and 2 toddlers on one cartridge alone, and it only cost me 39.95, where that same cartridge cost me a prohibitive 300 bucks from the dude in the black Ford at the back corner of the Flea Market while my right to own military style murder weapons was being oppressed by President Blowjob.

Oh wait, back to your regularly scheduled Sparkgrass...

Boyd residents compromise values

I grew up in Boyd County and Dad still lives in the same home I grew up in.

While I take comfort in that not changing, one change I notice about home is people willing to compromise godly moral values and vote for who they think might make things financially more profitable for them.

How can you vote the party that says it's OK to kill the unborn and that marriage between a man and a women is not a sacred bond established by God. God is my source, so there's no way I worry about voting finances. Since when is money more important than the murder of innocent unborn children?

Susan Turner Smallwood, Hatfield, Ark.