Sunday, October 31, 2004

Politics: election day is almost here

From Entertainment Weekly, Nov 5 issue, page 12:

ELECTION DAY IS ALMOST HERE: Remember, if you don't vote the right way, killer wolves will attack you and rip the flesh from your bones. (Not that those ads are trying to scare you.)

3 comments:

Pepper said...

Let's not forget the eagles that will pluck out your eyes while the ostrich tries to bury your head in the sand.

Garrett said...

Yeah, where's that NRA membership when I need it...

Anonymous said...

also keep in mind that if you don't vote at all, puff daddy will kill you.

mikey