Friday, September 16, 2005

Politics: chip off the old block

Jeb Bush's son just got arrested for public intoxication and resisting arrest.

In other news, John Ellis Bush has announced he will be running for president in 2032 after he sells the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, which his daddy will buy for him in 2024 after their 26th consecutive season as a piece of shit baseball squad, to some Saudi investors. His profits will be protected in a tax-free savings accounts which he will be able to use to buy guns to keep the poor people off the White House lawn.

3 comments:

Bo said...

You have managed to make me laugh, in spite of myself. :)

Garrett said...

One should never pass up the opportunity to rag on the Devil Rays :0)

: Joseph j7uy5 said...

Your post is funny enough, but some people might not realize how serious it is, too. In your ample free time -- say, between 6:30AM and 6:35AM tomorrow -- take a look at Monica McGoldrick's book, Genograms in Family Assessment.

These things really do happen across generations, in families.