Politics: and the conspiracy theorists cry themselves to sleep

Gee, what was the bump underneath Bush's jacket? Connection to the mothership? His battery for his mechanical brain? An artificial heart since Bush really died twelve years ago in a chemical factory explosion? Nope. It was a bullet-proof vest (scroll down to the 2nd topic). Gee, imagine the secret service wanting to keep info like that quiet, since the dude would rather not be dead. (Not that a would-be assassin wouldn't take a head-shot, but if they didn't graduate from one of our fine sniper schools, they might not think that far ahead, I suppose).

If anything can be said for the liberal 'sphere, at least they weren't seeing things that weren't there. Sadly, they were thinking a little too hard after seeing something. Maybe a microcosm of the party?

My question then becomes: was Kerry wearing a bullet-proof vest as well? And if not, why not?

Btw, info on Dan Brown's next book is right after the Bush bulge story.