Something fabulous about the way William Saletan breaks down the spins:
Nice liberal spin: They're model parents, together for 15 years and committed for life. Honor them by legalizing gay marriage.Feels... very... cold... in... here...
Nice conservative spin: Nothing against this couple—we're sure they'll try their best—but kids need a dad as well as a mom.
Mean conservative spin: "Mary Cheney Cruel to Children … Our society already has too many children born without the benefits of marriage."
Mean liberal spin: If that's the way you haters feel, there's still time for an abortion.