Medicine: Hot Sex treats common cold

No word yet on what effect cold sex may have on what ails ye.

During sexual intercourse, number of phagocytes tends to increase significantly; oftentimes, number of these cells almost doubles after orgasm. This in turn enables these cells to detect and destroy antibodies more quickly.

I'm pretty sure this wins the wacky headline of the week award. The rest of the (short) article is an hoot as well. Pravda doesn't exactly deal in primary sources, so I'm not sure what study this came from exactly. But fortunately nobody gives a shit.