Humor: Are You Prepared?

Okay, by now you've stocked up on duct tape. But besides ensuring slow suffocation by stopping all possible ventilation for your home, what else should you do in case of a terrorist attack?

Lucky for us, Daniel Kurtzman has written an excellent step-by-step guide to keep you safe should the unthinkable happen. All pictures courtesy of ready.gov, the US government's actual terrorism safety preparation website.