Politics: Louisiana strikes new covenant
As residents of Louisiana bowed down this Sunday to thank God for not destroying Sodom... er... I mean New Orleans with a flood (didn't he promise never to do that again anyway?) from Hurricane Ivan, they decided to show their appreciation by being hateful jerks and banning same-sex marriage. Love is all you need.
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***It's getting so bad here in my state, maybe I should move to the Big Easy. The gays are everywhere, and before you know it, they'll have you bent over a chair or doing the `ol kneel-n-bob in a public stall. If I ever have kids, gays will try to marry them. Perhaps I can enact some population control on these sinners now that the assault weapons ban is lifted. Pole greasers and carpet cleaners be warned...***
I also thought it QUITE humorous that one of LA's finest moral crusaders Britney "home wrecker" Spears marries her backup dancer/father of one/soon to be father of another one. And Americans worry about gays threatening the sanctity of marriage - they should look at some of the same-sex marriages to see that we heterosexuals are doing a bang-up job of fucking over the institution of marriage on our own.
Discrimination blows.
Sorry - that last comment about Ms. Spears was from your good old liberal crusader, Steve Warnick (and yes I'm Catholic, yes I'm straight, and yes George Bush will not warp me into his little fundamentalist cult - I do remember him being in close association a few years ago with people whom consider the Catholic church itself a cult.....)
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