Kurt Vonnegut still at it

Everything the man says is pure genius. Well, maybe not. But something about his love/hate optimism/pessimism that makes you wish everything he said were gospel. And whatever he says, it's at least funny. Regardless of whether he makes you smarter or dumber, he makes you laugh.

I could hardly decide which quote to post, but I decided this one was fun.

If you want to take my guns away from me, and you’re all for murdering fetuses, and love it when homosexuals marry each other, and want to give them kitchen appliances at their showers, and you’re for the poor, you’re a liberal.

If you are against those perversions and for the rich, you’re a conservative.