FDA bans gay sperm?

What the HELL is wrong with the FDA these days? First no OTC Plan B (which only complete morons who understand NOTHING about human reproductive nature and pansies who can fabricate data could dislike). And NOW, men who've had gay sex in the past five years can't donate sperm because of risk of HIV transmission. Ok kids, we have what are called rapid tests. They work great. You have results in a few hours. So jizz in the cup, take the test, if the test comes out positive, call the dude and throw the jizz in w/ some lysol, and you're done.

Like seriously, only the most homophobic medical professional could possibly think this is a good idea. The science SIMPLY DOES NOT support this sort of partisan BS. What the HELL is wrong w/ the FDA? They do such good work normally!