Religion: No New Pope Yet

Is anyone else expecting a bunch of British chimney sweeps to pop out and start dancing on the rooftop of the Sistine Chapel?

I think the whole smoke idea is kind of antiquated. How about a ball that drops or flashing lights? Dancing Oompaloompas with their cryptic songs? Do any of you have better ideas for how to notify the world that a new religious leader for millions of people has been selected?