Medicine: who knew you could crap out an unscientific phone poll and Pediatrics would still publish it and pretend it was research?
Teens whose iPods are full of music with raunchy, sexual lyrics start having sex sooner than those who prefer other songs, a study found.
In other news, people who think food taste good are more likely to get fat. And people who like to lick tables at McDonalds are more likely to get sick. And people who do really horrible research and make a career getting published by being political hack douchebags producing unnuanced research with pitifully obvious conclusions based on poorly collected correlational data will enter a special level of hell where they will be forced to read colorless statistical manuals until their ocular globes rupture.
Maybe it's just me, but the Rand Corporation looks like a scary group of folk. Condi Rice interned there.