International: China offers Taiwan giant pandas

Chinese intelligience infiltrates Taiwan

China has announced a series of goodwill gestures towards Taiwan, including the gift of two giant pandas. Pandas are considered China's ultimate diplomatic gesture, though it is not clear if Taiwan will accept the offer.

What Taiwan doesn't know is that the pandas are actually elite assassins sent to eliminate Taiwanese heads of state. Hasn't anyone heard of the Trojan horse? Notice the agents as they survey their targets.