Monday, February 28, 2005

Med School: Today will be the first of many days

when I will get to shove my lubricated latexed finger up another man's asshole.

I bet you're jealous, and want to drop EVERYTHING you're doing to come to med school, right?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gosh, Garrett, that's an oddly homophobic post in light of the general attitude of your blog.

Garrett said...

Somehow I don't see not enjoying sticking my finger in someone's asshole as a sign of homophobia.

And it's not like I was looking forward to the pelvic exam any more than I was the rectal exam! I must be a heterophobe as well!

If these things sound like fun to you, then you are truly a more evolved individual than I. :0)

And come on, you can't leave a post like that anonymously! Play fair!

Garrett said...

StatCounter seems to suggest that a certain Kentucky=>California transplant left that message :). Knowing his excellent blogturity (to steal from Ben at BGR), I'm sure the anonymous comment was an accident made fairly easy by Blogger's commenting interface.

So just to summarize, Bo, I think you can call me poopaphobic fairly, but homophobic might be a stretch. The gay dude going in after me didn't seem all that excited either. Gay guys like men, but I doubt they like poop anymore than straight guys.

I do think picking up after Derby's defecations made the experience a little easier. Having a puppy is the best preparation for all of the most challenging things in life: marriage, kids, and rectal exams.