Friday, November 4, 2005

Onion News: Hanukkah Decorations Being Defaced Earlier Every Year

November 2, 2005 | Issue 41•44

NEW YORK—A report released Monday by the Anti-Defamation League confirmed the widely held perception that Hanukkah decorations are being vandalized earlier every season. "Today, we're seeing Stars of David spray-painted with swastikas before the leaves have even fallen," said ADL spokesman Avi Mendenhall. "Our research shows that, even as recently as a decade ago, a menorah wouldn't be toppled over until well after Thanksgiving." The report noted that many shopping malls have, in recent years, begun playing anti-Semitic carols just days after Halloween.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

And you know what, it makes me want to be Jewish even more than I already am!