Sparkgrass: Openings
We at Sparkgrass pride ourselves on (mock)diversity. We currently consist of six white dudes, two Indian dudes, three married dudes, a Catholic dude who can't get married in quite a few states after the last election, two Jewish kids, two progressive Baptists, two engineers, two literature majors, two vegetarians, two econ majors, four kids from rural Kentucky, two Michiganders, an osteopath student, one chubby kid, an Arizona grad who doesn't know who Lute Olson is, one guy who went to medical school just so his name would coincide with a soft drink, and a poker player (who isn't even Jewish).
The following positions are now open. Leave a comment to apply:
-an angry feminist
-a happy feminist
-a lesbian (can coincide with above)
-a Muslim (bonus: a Muslim lesbian feminist--angry or happy welcome)
-a Jew who actually practices
-a public health student
-a graduate of an obscure liberal arts school (obscure majors (or political science) welcome)
-a gay Jew (if practicing, even better)
-a nihilistic philosophy major
-anyone with ovaries, a uterus, or vestiges thereof
-a transgendered/transsexual individual
-an environmentalist who bathes regularly
-anybody that thought Death Race 2000 was a KILLER movie
-anyone who has dreamt of snipering Rick Santorum or Tom DeLay
-a gun control nut (to counteract sniper)
-a liberal theologian
Great salaries! Fun work environment! Free health care from stupid medical students!
5 comments:
ooooo...is the "lesbian" position filled yet? If so, can you set me up? Otherwise, I think this big butch might be able to fill it. No need to set me up then, that would be just too familiar :P
hello!
i am a hyper 17yr old from Australia. woooo! now thats diverse! i just stumbled upon this site but i think i agree with most of it. yay! hehe. i'm gonna go find out what you are all about now. tata!
love ellie!
Well, I could use a proper and thorough physical...
I took a history degree from a (probably) obscure liberal arts college. I'm awfully white, and on some days, Episcopalian.
I'm not conservative or liberal, either. I'm nuanced.
Don't be fooled by the "great salaries." Last time I checked, I was still down about 30k a year.
That aside, I say we go with the Australian. That places kicks ass. Well, except for their PM, who's a bit of a putz.
ooh ooh i have an environmentalist sticker on my car and i shower ... does that count as an environmentalist who showers? i'm also pretty sure i have ovaries.
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