Religion: South Officially a "No Science" Zone

CNN is reporting (by way of AP) that several southern cities will not show an IMAX film about volcanoes. The reason? The movie references evolution when talking about DNA in underwater microbes. Apparently, theater owners were worried that this would alienate patrons due to religious beliefs.

In a related story, Planet of the Apes will be pulled from all Blockbuster shelves in the South and Galileo will now officially be known only by his church name, "Satan McLyingstein."