Politics: Rick Santorum ready to give the 40 hour work week a rectal it doesn't need

So you've heard it all over the news. The Democrats want to destroy small business in three easy payments of 70 cents, while the GOP wants to give small business a gentle prostate massage to the tune of 55 twice. Neither plan probably gets anybody over the poverty line.

But whatever. Low wage earners need all the help they can get, and if in the days of these absurd politics, we can get blood from the stone, that's great. It probably won't pass the uber-conservative House, who think the economy will collapse if poor people suddenly have money to eat after they pay their cable and cell phone bills.

But why won't Sparkgrass's evil nemesis, Sen. Man-on-Dog himself, Rick Santorum, quit trying to steal overtime from wage earners? Doesn't Wal-mart have ENOUGH tricks with which to screw its employees without giving them another weapon the in arsenal, all wrapped in some sick pro-family visage? Oh yeah, and people who work for tips? Up their arses! And up their doggies' asses too!

Don't let this creepy man touch you.
He'll turn you to stone.