Thursday, December 29, 2005

Congrats to Jack and Rachel

Heading to Paducah for the wedding of the Yaleys, Jack and Rachel. I was recently upgraded to groomsman as Rumsfeld personally stopped the French guy from getting into the country because of some wacky chip that wasn't in his passport. Here's to their genius babies who will cure cancer, AIDS, and Lyme disease, and reduce the Theory of Everything to no more than five variables.

2 comments:

-mike- said...

ha!

dvd rental said...

I have one of the chips, if your friend needs one.