Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Kids with ADHD more likely to abuse alcohol

Strangely enough, from the same research group at WPIC that produced a big chunk of the research I used for term projects in Adolescent Health and Mental Health Policy classes last semester:

The 15- to 17-year-old children in the study with childhood ADHD reported being drunk 14 times, on average, in the previous year, versus only 1.8 times for age-matched teens who did not have childhood ADHD.

Fourteen percent of 15- to 17-year-olds with ADHD were diagnosed with alcohol abuse or dependence compared with none of the similarly aged subjects without ADHD.
My question would then be, how does effective ADHD treatment relate to allaying, if at all, the risk for substance abuse in ADHD teens? I might mail email the study author to see if her group has addressed/wondered about that as well.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

And I thought my high school biology teacher was an idiot (not clairvoyant)

I REALLY wish I had made this story up, rather than being forced to document the sad truth about secondary science education in the Bluegrass State.

Imagine fifteen year old Garrett:

[Biology classroom, fifth period right after lunch. Garrett resumes his daily routine of walking into biology class and promptly falling asleep on his back pack. For some reason, Garrett can't sleep today, and feels a little guilty for being so flippant about a science class. He tries to feign some interest in Ms C's biology lecture]

Ms C: So, you get twins when two sperm fertilize the same egg...

Garrett: [mystified that the state of Kentucky would pay someone to say something like that in a biology class, sits up] Wait, did you just say that twins are caused by two sperm fertilizing the same egg?

Ms C: Yeah, that's how we get twins.

Garrett: [looks around room to other people he knows with IQs over 12, fails to find anyone else even remotely paying attention] But...

[Ms C continues with lecture on nothing, Garrett is able to return to his post-lunch nap with a clear conscience]
But now, Ms C's delusions are newly-minted medical science. Semi-identical twins, produced by the fertilization of one egg with two sperm, have now been documented.
[Cue Fade Music: "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"]
Now if that whole Creationism thing would just pan out, Ms C might win the Nobel Prize.

Drugs Equal Benefits of Artery Stents

Was it for this my life I sought?
Maybe so and maybe not
-Phish, Stash
I don't really have anything to add to the New York Times article, which explores the study in remarkable detail impressive even for the NYT. Except that this, like any study, isn't the final say in the debate. It's just a really loud and integral portion of the debate.

But this has to be required reading for anyone in medicine or health policy and economics. Or anyone screwed with a load of Boston Scientific stock.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Sunday Link Roundup

1) Jay Farrar and Son Volt's new album The Search on All Things Considered.

2) Because of some loophole in a new Medicaid rebate law, pharm companies now have no incentive to offer OCPs cheap to universities. Because pregnant college girls are good health policy. Obviously.

3) But maybe that's okay in Texas. State Rep Dan Patrick (R-ealAsshole) wants to offer pregnant women considering abortion 500 bucks not to get abortions. Hey, Texas girls, have twins, and you might be able to pay for your books next semester!

4) Patients really don't give a flip if you wear scrubs, a white coat, or monkey boxer shorts. They do care if you are a douche nozzle. (For a history of the "douche nozzle," Ctl-F the term here.)

5) Docs around the world are calling for a boycott of Reed Elsevier (they publish the Lancet, among other obscure journals to which your EBM searches inevitably lead you), since apparently they have something to do with arms fairs to showcase cluster bombs, or something sketchy like that.

6) Disaster averted: Emma Watson will play Hermione through Film 7. Reports last week said she wanted to bail.

7) Creepy much?

In what is becoming a trend among conservative Christians in the United States, girls as young as nine are pledging to their fathers to remain virgins until they wed, in elaborate ceremonies dubbed "Purity Balls."
"Since I'm just the return on Daddy's investment into Mommy's sperm bank, he owns my hymen until he tells some boy its okay for him to have it." Eww.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Morris heading to the Knicks

I'm slow on the draw, and every Cat fan knows that RaMo had 1.6 million reasons to leave. Plenty of griping going on, but I just wanted to put my two cents in to the world: good for you, Randolph.

Thanks for all the fish.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Abolishing the Middlemen Won’t Make Health Care a Free Lunch

Tyler Cowen takes a pot shot at the argument that Medicare's low overhead would still be a good thing in a Medicare-for-all scheme.

Not saying I buy it, or that I've had time to think about it, but Cowen's always at least smart and avoids partisan hackery.

Step 2 awaits Saturday, and I can't really think until after that. Not between Step 2, and Tubby going to Minnesota.

WTF???

Tubby Smith leaving Kentucky for Minnesota.

Didn't actually see that coming, because I didn't imagine Mitch Barnhardt was that inept as an AD. Does that leave us anywhere with Patterson or Lucas?

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Gore's next greatest invention? Flame retardant babies!

“The planet has a fever. If your baby has a fever, you go to the doctor. If the doctor says you need to intervene here, you don’t say, well I read a science fiction novel that tells me it’s not a problem. If the crib’s on fire, you don’t speculate that the baby is flame-retardant. You take action. The planet has a fever.”
For some reason, I do expect that, in most pediatricians' careers, they'll have at least one parent argue with them over something they read in a science fiction novel. Maybe once every few months might be a better estimate, depending on the population.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Kennedy vs Kennedy in pursuit of the ghost of Paul Wellstone

The NYT describes the competing versions of a mental health parity bill, the Paul Wellstone-inspired House bill sponsored by Kennedy Jr., and the surprisingly pro-business bill sponsored by Papa Kennedy in the Senate.

The American Psychiatric Association supports both bills, describing them as different approaches to the same goal. Mental Health America, an advocacy group for patients, also supports both bills. But Ralph J. Ibson, the chief lobbyist for Mental Health America, said, “The House bill has greater protections and is therefore a stronger bill.”

The House bill is named for Paul Wellstone, the senator from Minnesota who championed similar legislation before he died in a plane crash in 2002. Jeff Blodgett, executive director of Wellstone Action, a nonprofit group that is continuing the Democratic senator’s work, said, “The Senate bill is a step forward, but the House version is true to Paul Wellstone’s vision.”

On behalf of the senator’s sons, David and Mark Wellstone, Mr. Blodgett said, he asked the Senate sponsors not to put the Wellstone name on the Senate bill at this time.

One of the biggest differences between the House and Senate bills is that the House version defines the “minimum scope of coverage.” Under the House bill, if a group health plan provides any mental health benefits, then it must cover the same wide range of mental illnesses and addiction disorders covered by the health plan with the largest enrollment of federal employees.

By contrast, the Senate bill does not specify what mental conditions or diagnoses must be covered.
Given that even Bush has endorsed the notion of mental health parity, at least in principle, I don't quite understand the necessity of the watered-down Senate Bill. Of course, industry doesn't like things that could possibly cost them money. Several policy memos I've read suggest that mental health parity probably wouldn't cost all that much anyway, and that concerns that the worried well (a term I despise, but will use in the context of this debate, in which it is so often cited) will flock to therapists for self-actualization probably don't make much sense.

Having seen at least one case in which a severely depressed patient ran out of psychiatry visits for the year during March, I'll be the first to admit that I'm going to be biased towards mental health parity. Since my salary will most likely depend on NIH instead of insurance companies, I can't say I have too much personal financial incentive in the matter.

But at some point, it seems like a lack of mental health parity comes down to simple discrimination against those with mental illness. We'll pay for your sprained ankle treatment, but not for your bipolar disorder. I'm pretty sure the situation isn't much more complicated than that, though I've seen plenty of people try to make it more complicated by distorting the realities of mental illness.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Boutique hospitals suck

A recent study published in JAMA indicates that specialty cardiac hospitals might be cathing everyone, whether they need it or not. They found that in areas where new hospitals opened, there were more revascularization procedures (CABG, PCI) than in areas where new cardiac programs opened at regular hospitals (thus it's not just the "if you build it, they will come" issue of adding resources to an area). Given the fact that these specialty hospitals are also exempt from the requirement that they provide emergency services (thus they don't have ER's and don't really benefit the community) and tend to skim well reimbursed patients from general hospitals (who are left with the expensive, uninsured, patients and less funding to provide care for them), this merely adds to my general hatred for these hospitals. That being said, my partial ownership of the local bariatric center has been very lucrative.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Deep Thoughts (with Derby Spotterparks)

"Hmm... who would have thought that those silly Wildcats could do no worse than Duke, Louisville, or Arizona by Saturday afternoon of the first weekend of the tourney..."

Thursday, March 15, 2007

The best of times, the worst of times

According to Pat Forde (who is apparently the only guy at ESPN I find worth reading, or at least quoting:

KENTUCKY (8)

Best case: Randolph Morris and Joe Crawford reach previously untapped reservoirs of passion, Ramel Bradley quits throwing the ball away and the Wildcats surprisingly pull out of a two-year tailspin by upsetting Kansas and reaching the regional final. Fans at least halfheartedly chant "Tub-by! Tub-by! Tub-by!" after every victory. Back home in Rupp Arena, Louisville loses in the first round.

Worst case: Fans chant "Tubby Must Go!" after phlegmatic Cats bow out against Villanova, their seventh loss in the final 10 games. To their dismay, athletic director Mitch Barnhart stands by his man for another season. Morris and Crawford go pro, hotly pursued recruits Patrick Patterson and Jai Lucas go to Duke and Oklahoma State, respectively, and Rick Pitino takes Louisville to the Final Four again.
Word on the street is that Patrick Patterson reads a lot of message boards and the such (maybe that's just the anxiety of those of us who worry about what retards say on those things). So, Patrick, if you happen to run across Sparkgrass, know that the rational wing of the Kentucky Wildcat Nation will be throwing huge parties on the day you join us, and wearing blue and black instead of blue and white for weeks if you don't.

Same goes for you, Jai. But the rumors don't tell us that you read blogs and message boards quite as fervently.

Note: I claim exemption from delusions of grandeur when I think that there is an infinitesimally small chance one of these guys would run across this page. That infinitesimal chance is more than enough

Happy Match Day!!

For all your M4 med students out there - Happy Match Day! Best of luck, I hope you end up where you want to! :)

Who's the candidate for LGBT voters?

There has been a lot of talk in the past few days about what the candidates think about homosexuality and morality. Most disconcerting is the way Obama and Clinton sidestepped the question and waited for their campaigns to issue statements later clarifying their positions. Does this mean that the most LGBT-friendly candidate in the pack is a Republican (Guliani)? If so, what's happening to the Democratic party?

Sparky Update: ThinkProgress has statements from both Clinton and Obama retracting their non-answers. It's sorta sad that left-leaning candidates have to be so careful to not piss off the fundies that they can't even allow themselves to be on film saying that homosexuality might not be the greatest plague ever.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

New risk factors for DVT?

Every good medical student can tell you the primary risk factors for Deep Vein Thrombosis (DVT, or blood clots in your legs): smoking while on birth control, cancer patients, hypercoaguable abnormalities, and long plane flights. Well, add a new one to the list - office workers!

This study from New Zealand demonstrates that office workers are at increased risk of DVT formation, even compared to "long plane flight" patients. Who knew? I guess people need to get off their asses more at work instead of sitting in front of a computer screen all day. Not only is it good for cardiovascular health, but it just may prevent DVTs too.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

what the market wants to do

Very rarely do I read an article on health care reform and think that an author actually gets it. Not like I have any answers, but almost every solution I see thrown out, by left and right alike, just seem like disasters waiting to happen, ya know, sorta like the current health care system. So Kudos to Tim Noah, who ends his article on a brilliant note:

The overall trend—the gift of an increasingly market-driven health-care system—is to undermine the very idea that the cost of illness should be spread out among the general population, healthy and unhealthy alike. In this sense, the market is too efficient. Assigning health care costs to sick people is what the market wants to do.

Markets can do many wonderful things, which is why I'm glad to live in a capitalist country. But they've made a complete hash of the health-care system. Doesn't that reality deserve more than passing respect?
In the rest of the article, Noah reviews Jonathan Cohn's to-be-soon-published history of health care disasters, Sick: The Untold Story of America's Health Care Crisis—And the People Who Paid the Price. Going straight to the top of the Wishlist.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Eating-disorder education shows unintended effects

I keep accumulating all of these eating disorder research blurbs I want to blog, so here goes this one:

Yale University researchers found that when they presented female high school students with videos on eating disorders, it met the intended goal of boosting their knowledge about anorexia and bulimia.

However, the team saw that the students didn't necessarily find the results of eating disorders unappealing. Teens who watched a video featuring a woman recovering from an eating disorder became more likely to view girls with eating disorders as "very pretty," and some thought it would be "nice to look like" the woman in the video.
Health educators are clearly losing the battle in the prevention of eating disorders when students don't find vomit and electrolyte abnormalities particularly unappealing.
[T]he girls were more likely to say after [watching the educational videos] that "it's not that hard" to recover from an eating disorder. They were also more likely to believe girls with eating disorders have "strong" personalities.
At some point we have to wonder if such a study isn't just a strong cautionary tale against not pilot testing your educational materials. Our understanding of the teenage psyche somehow immediately disappears around the time that we can legally drink alcohol. Adults can pretend to understand why teenagers would think girls with eating disorders have strong personalities. We could draw flow charts and propose mechanisms, but I'm betting we'd never "get" it. That of course doesn't mean we shouldn't try to advance our understanding of disease context in eating disorders to its fullest. But we better be pretty humble in our pursuits.

The strongest message we might draw from this study might be that assumptions are futile in child psychiatry. And as soon as we know something, its probably changing due to social dynamics that defy our best mathematical models.

Kumar comes home from White Castle

Dana Stevens seems convinced that the film adaptation of Jhumpa Lahiri's really shitty novel The Namesake won't suck nearly as bad as the book did. Is there nothing that a little bit of Kal Penn idiocy can't save?

To be clear, there are very few books that I love, and very few books that I loathe. Any book within two standard deviations of my personal mean, I generally like a lot, even if I don't love it. The Namesake, I loathed. Maybe it's just from hanging around with too many Indian kids in high school. Maybe it's how Lahiri managed to create a stock character from second generation Indian-Americans, when no stock character really existed to my knowledge. Besides an interesting name, Gogol (whom Kal Penn must desperately save from lameness) is completely uninteresting. If you've ever met a single person whose parents immigrated from India, no matter how boring a person that person might be, that person is more interesting than Gogol.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

The Unknown is Unattainable

So Josh sent this to me, and I stared at it with the sound off. He finally IM'ed me to tell me that the sound sorta added something. Strangely hypnotic.

Don't do this at work or anywhere where other folks are going to wonder what the hell you're listening to.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

I Don't Want Health Care If Just Anyone Can Have It

How do you seek such truth, Onion?

Health care is all about exclusivity, pure and simple. It's for a group of like-minded people bonded by the dream of only having to contribute a portion of their weekly wages to ensure unfettered access to a number of licensed health care professionals. If we change all that, health care will be about as elite as a public restroom, open to any yokel who waltzes into an emergency room and can legally establish California residency.

Iowa relaxing blood donation ban?

The largest blood donor service in Iowa is recommending that a ban on gay-men donating blood be re-examined. As we all know, the ban on men who have sex with men from donating blood dates back to the 1970's when the height of the HIV scare was just beginning. However, since that time our ability to test for the HIV virus has improved dramatically.

Each year during this week, the fraternities and sororities of Iowa State University hold a contest to see who can collect the most blood donations. However, one fraternity (Delta Lambda Phi - an LGBT fraternity) complained that they would be unable to participate as a result of the ban. So the entire greek community has decided to not hold the competition. They estimate this will amount to a loss of 500 units of blood.

While as a physician-to-be I cannot support boycotting blood donation, I do applaud the campus community for supporting their LGBT brothers and sisters who are being unfairly discriminated against. Maybe someone with authority will finally listen and re-think this unnecessary and discriminatory policy.

Monday, March 5, 2007

Ibuprofen best for treating kids' pain

The first head-to-head study of three common painkillers found that ibuprofen works best, at least for kids with broken bones, bruises and sprains.

Available generically and under the brand names Advil and Motrin, ibuprofen beat generic acetaminophen and codeine in an emergency room study of 300 children treated at a Canadian hospital.
Not that I don't have enough soapboxes, but one of them is certainly the incredible underuse of ibuprofen and other NSAIDS for acute pain. Granted, I haven't read the real paper, and there's certainly a chance that narcotics may have been underdosed (which resembles real world situations--docs aren't nearly as afraid to prescribe higher doses of NSAIDs compared to narcotics). But I think we at least see further evidence that, barring any reasonable contraindication, there's little reason not to include ibuprofen as either a primary or adjunct pain reliever in the setting of acute pain.

Saturday, March 3, 2007

God save the Veterans

Anyone who hasn't had their head in the sand over the last week has heard about how veterans discharged from a major VA hospital have been forced to live in substandard housing, fill out mountains of paperwork to get follow up medical care that may never arrive. The situation is so bad that politicians and military officials are tripping over themselves to apologize to everyone and fire anyone involved. And while I have a great deal of respect for our veterans, I'm getting pretty annoyed with the implicit implication. Much of the US lives in substandard housing and many more individuals with mental and other health issues are forced to wade through a public health nightmare of limited resources, bureaucratic hoops, and substandard care. But we don't seem to care about these people, because they're NOT veterans (nor children, nor pregnant mothers). It would seem that this country values health care as a basic right (why else would ED's be required to evaluate and stabilize EVERYONE who walks in the door), but when it comes down to the details (those details numbering in the millions of uninsured) we just don't seem to give a damn. Gee, if only all the uninsured were veterans, then we would actually care about their health care.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

A drug in search of a disease, part two

A few days ago I rambled about gabapentin for pain for kids with chronic neurologic disorders. Today, it cures hot flashes!

Monday, February 26, 2007

Moving up in the world

It's nice reaching a point in your career when you can say something on a website that gets you a personal email reply from Steven D. Levitt, author of Freakonomics.

Steve has a controversial post at the Freakonomics blog: The editor of the Journal of Clinical Psychiatry needs to have his head examined. The post references a recent research report that suggests that smokers may have worse outcomes after traumatic events than non-smokers. Levitt appears to go after some low-hanging fruit in his criticism of the press release, and a portion of his criticism only holds given the information in the press release, but not in the actual article. Citing the original article, the research design appears fairly sound, although not perfect, just as no epidemiologic study is craziness-free.

A part of freakonomics is taking causal pathways assumed true based on correlational evidence and examining the plausibility of the opposite direction. Levitt and Dubner are making quite a popular career (in addition to an impressive academic career, in Levitt's case) of questioning assumptions that certainly deserve questioning. In this case, Levitt suggests that the folks who smoke are probably the ones that are helped the most by smoking in coping. He therefore finds no evidence to suggest that smoking cessation might be beneficial, and reasons that it might even be harmful.

Levitt's points make sense, but they assume that there's no significant difference in the biology of stress regulation between folks with psychiatric trauma symptoms and those who don't have them. Smoking may be a coping mechanism with calming properties in the short run, a potential effect in the long run of further dysregulating the HPA axis could plausibly account for the smoking causing worse symptoms in the smoking group.

Levitt's argument, in whole, seems to be one of biologic plausibility. It is more plausible, given the knowledge of psychology of the average well-educated person, that people who were worse off (or in this case, going to be worse off, as I would argue that effective controls are in place at the first assessment of smoking) were more likely to smoke.

But the biology of trauma, stress, and anxiety, a field outside the knowledge pool of even the average medical student, suggests that PTSD-like symptoms could certainly be modulated by smoking if smoking, a biologically stressful event in itself, modulates the HPA axis in an unhealthy way.

So in summary,
A) Press releases of medical research, in a paraphrase of one commenter, do little more than let you know which author you should be looking for on PubMed.
B) Freakonomics methodology is valuable, but it may be limited when examining fields for which specialist knowledge may be necessary. Biologic plausibility is an important aspect of epidemiologic research.
C) Steven Levitt is gracious in his emails.
D) I'm a total nerd, because I get all excited about getting an email from a University of Chicago economics professor.

Civil Rights: RI says OK to MA

Patrick C. Lynch, Rhode Island's attorney general, said that ALL marriages performed in Massachusetts should be recognized by the state of Rhode Island. Not that ground breaking you say since states have always recognized marriages performed in other states as valid. Except he's included same sex marriages. (If you are reading this Mike Cox, see that not all state attorney generals are homophobic jerks, bent on overcompensating for their small last name.) Though the Federal Marriage Amendment prohibiting same sex marriage in the US never quite passed, it's important to remember that Congress did codify discrimination into federal law when it passed, Defense of Marriage Act which defines marriage as a legal union of one man and one woman for the purpose of interpreting federal law. This was in response to Hawaii scare when lots of states were worried they were going to be forced to recognized same sex unions in Hawaii.

“This is about Rhode Island citizens who entered into a valid, legally recognized same-sex marriage and returned here to live and work,” Mr. Lynch, a Democrat, said in an interview. “There is no way, no law, no constitutional provision and, in my estimation, no right to allow the denial of basic human rights.”

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Ken Ham tried to brainwash me, and now he wants to stiff arm you

Anyone who spends more than a few hours with me learns of my redneck past. That redneck past included a sort of fascist conservatism inspired by backwoods Baptist regime, and sure, I'm a little proud I escaped. In my bootcamp time at a Baptist church in northeastern Kentucky, the youth group (of which I was a rogue, because I listened to devil music like R.E.M. and the Dave Matthews Band, although even the kids who listened to Jars of Clay were given dirty looks as well) showed Ken Ham's Answers in Genesis series.

Ken Ham is an Australian guy with some made up degrees who responds to any and all questions about evolution with "Well, were you there? God was, and you weren't. So there." I can't argue with that logic. Something about the aussie accent makes it just that much more farcical. It feels like maybe this is some foreigner who is totally proud to be taking these bumpkins for a ride with his materials. But unfortunately, that's probably not the case.

To insert myself into this picture, I think this was about the time I was 16, and still a full-court press creationist. I was taking AP Biology, and I wasn't quite convinced that evolution (or macroevolution, as the ID folks like to specifiy) really made sense. I'd learned enough of the internal logic to have an intelligent debate about evolution with other creationist folk. Sadly, there was no one at my church with a substantial science background to have an intelligent debate (Josh Hearne was only 14... so I'll give him a break), so I was roughly left alone, except for the one associate pastor who trained at Liberty University (that's Jerry Falwell's brainwash camp, for the uninitiated). Between Ken Ham's terrible logic, and David whose-last-name-I-can't-remember's complete disregard for the actual definition of the second law of thermodynamics that solidified me as somebody who would be proud to say that Creationism was a whole bunch of bullshit meant to try to get smart kids like me to stop asking all the right questions.

But I digress...

One of the great projects of the AiG folk has been to build a zillion-dollar creationist museum at Big Bone Lick State Park in northern Kentucky, just a skip down from Cincinnati.

I blog this now because Mark at BluegrassReport has a nice little tidbit:

Administrators of Answers in Genesis's Creation Museum in Petersburg, Ky. have asked Gov. Ernie Fletcher to grant special police powers to their onsite security force.

Museum officials say they need the gubernatorial action so their 10- to 20-person security team can gain access to better training and equipment to ensure they can handle the crowds and traffic anticipated when the facility opens May 28.

Construction is nearing completion on the $25 million museum, which provides detailed views of the creationist's argument that the earth was created in six days about 6,000 years ago, as opposed to the multibillion year process that evolutionists espouse.
Now, I won't pretend to know why these folks think they need some sort of special privileges. Maybe this is standard procedure, maybe they're afraid that the less-enlightened of the anti-creationists would be interested in vandalism or protest.

But I sorta doubt it. It's creepy, and its certainly consistent with the authoritarian world view Ken Ham and his Army of the Gullible endorse. It's better to run your institution as a police state than to risk someone asking the wrong question.

So remember: Adam and Eve lived with the dinosaurs. And if you don't think so, we'd be happy to show you to the door using only the necessary force for which we are authorized by Governor Fletcher.

Friday, February 23, 2007

The Onion

202 Chemicals Linked To ADHD, Autism

Researchers have identified 202 industrial chemicals and compounds that may be linked to the rise in autism and ADHD. What do you think?

A drug in search of a disease now pestering kids

Gabapentin, jack of all trades (epilepsy, chronic pain, migraines, mood stabilization, and pizza topping), master of none:

may improve the irritability seen in certain children with neurologic impairments, researchers report in the journal Pediatrics.

"Irritability may represent abnormal signaling of the...nervous system," lead investigator Dr. Julie M. Hauer told Reuters Health. The present study suggests pain in the gastrointestinal tract is "a plausible source of chronic irritability in neurologically impaired children."

Hauer, who is currently at Children's Hospital Boston, and colleagues point out that neurologically impaired children have higher than normal rates of chronic pain and irritability that persist in children despite thorough medical examination and treatment of possible pain sources. Parents commonly identify the gastrointestinal tract as a source of pain in these children.
Folks always made jokes about putting prozac in the water, but it seems like Neurontin would be so much better a choice. Interestingly enough, I expected a headline of "anti-seizure drug calms irritable kids" to address the off-label (and only mildly supported) use of neurontin as an adjunct mood stabilizer, but instead we're directed to neurontin's most fortuitous property, which is its ability to partially address chronic neuropathic pain. Just never know where this thing is gonna go.

Neurontin. What's one more pill?

Thursday, February 22, 2007

SSRIs and suicide

Mankiw links a paper from the National Bureau of Economic Research on the cost effectiveness of SSRIs in decreasing mortality from suicidal behavior.

We find that an increase in SSRI sales of 1 pill per capita (about a 12 percent increase over 2000 sales levels) is associated with a decline in suicide mortality of around 5 percent. These estimates imply a cost per statistical life far below most other government interventions to improve health outcomes.
The paper doesn't do anything to distinguish who might be at risk for a personally increased risk of suicide, but it does help us keep SSRIs in perspective: they do a lot more good than they do harm. The question remains, of course, how to reduce that harm.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Fake drug, fake illness, real art

For when you've really gotta havidol.

Australian artist Justine Cooper created the marketing campaign for a non-existent drug called Havidol for Dysphoric Social Attention Consumption Deficit Anxiety Disorder (DSACDAD), which she also invented.

But the multi-media exhibit at the Daneyal Mahmood Gallery in New York, which includes a Web site, mock television and print advertisements and billboards is so convincing people think it is authentic.
The theme of the art sort of rubs me just a bit funny, seeing as many of the drugs to which this "campaign" refers are good drugs for real illnesses that have been manipulated into lifestyle enhancers by clever marketing campaigns. I'm not sure if folks have, for example, really been able to develop the nuance that, for example, SSRIs have a place for folks with a real illness of depression, or that some people's health is greatly suffering from an inability to maximize their sleep hygiene, etc.

But I won't over-intellectualize this too much for the moment. The thing's damn funny, either way.

And don't miss the Zing Self Assessment Tool.

Mitch Albom Responds

Mitch Albom, who along with Alan Shore (character on "Boston Legal") is one of my favorite people, wrote this column in response to Tim Hardaway's comments about having a gay teammate.

All of this started, in case you've been living under a rock, when John Amaechi, a retired NBA player, came out on ESPN and in his new book. Ever since then reporters have been asking various coaches and players how they would respond if someone came out while still actively playing in the NBA. 99% of people have spoken tolerance (who knows how they'd actually react), but Tim Hardaway decided to show his true colors on the matter.

Mitch, you're so amazing... keep you witty humor and pointed insight - it's perfect!

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Gay Football Player

ESPN ran a nice article about a gay football player who choose to come out DURING his playing career. Granted, he plays for a division 3 program, but still! And the best part, he plays for my alma mater: Washington University in St. Louis!! Go Bears!!! :)

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Students rally against discrimination

Students at Spring Arbor University in Detroit, MI have rallied in support of a teacher who claims she was fired after revealing that she is a transsexual. It's great to see that students who attend Christian schools aren't as thick headed and narrow minded as those school's administration.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Tagged and unwilling... so I say

I am told that failing to blog a response once you've been tagged (thanks, Josh) is like throwing up on the Japanese Premiere's shoes. So here it goes:

A - Available or Married? Married
B - Best Moment? I'm way too sour to figure that one out.
C - Cake or Pie? Cake
D - Drink of choice? Diet Sunkist
E - Essential Item? Breath mints.
F - Favorite Colour? Blue
G - Gummi Bears or Worms? Bears.
H - Hometown? Ashland, Ky
I - Indulgence? Taco Bell
J - January or February? March.
K - Kids & names? Derby and Julep, retriever mutts.
L - Life is incomplete without? Sleep.
M - Marriage Date? July 10, 2004.
N - Number of Siblings? 0. I drowned them all.
O - Oranges or apples? Oranges, but they're too damn messy.
P - Phobias/Fears: Pea soup. That gooey stuff they use to glue fake credit cards to paper.
Q - Favorite Quotation? "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation" -Thoreau; "Mr. Plow, that's my name! That name again is Mr. Plow." -Homer.
R - Reason to Smile? Dogs in bed each morning.
S - Season? Fall.
T - Tag three people! Matz, Geoff, and... well Josh already tagged Kyle...
U - Unknown fact about me: Indie rock star in a previous life. I think my redneck conserva-nazi Rush Limbaugh fandom past is well documented.
V - Vegetable you hate? Olives.
W - Worst habit? Google reader.
Y - Your favorite food? Giovanni's Pizza.
Z - Zodiac? Capricorn.

Counting the homeless

For those of you interested in the homeless or in the difficulty of epidemiology field studies, this NPR report on a bunch of NYU students bouncing around New York until 5 AM every night yields the appropriate amount of non-insight. Winter or summer? Sidewalks, restaurants, and private property?

Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Lost is Found

Besides the fact that Ben would die within 12 hours of meningitis due to the ridiculously unsterile surgery, Lost beats 24 this week. And I've never been able to say that before. Lost is found. Three cheers for cheesy puns.

Boston Legal goes Pro-Gay

Did anyone else watch Boston Legal last night? One of the judges sued a religious organization that promised to cure him of his Same Sex Attraction Disorder (SSAD, aka homosexuality) with reparative therapy. It didn't work (shocker!). Alan Shore, who defended the judge, went on a 2 minute tirade against heterosexism in America. It was priceless!

I'll work on finding a youtube clip and post it. Everyone deserves the opportunity to enjoy that rant as much as I did!

Edit: Found it!! See the comment for the link :)

Ted Haggard "completely heterosexual"???

Ted Haggard, the ousted Colorado mega church leader, has returned from 3 weeks (yes, 3 whole weeks) of intensive therapy to declare himself "completely heterosexual." Perhaps the three weeks of therapy involved hypnotism where he forgot about the 3 YEAR long affair he had with a man. Or maybe this is just his way of saving face so he can get back to the lucrative and ego boosting job of leading another mega church. Shame on him for thinking that three weeks of talk therapy can change his identity - but I guess that's just another lie he's telling himself.

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Ding Dong! The Wendy's is dead!

The U-M hospital will no longer be polluting its patrons with Frosty goodness! That means I'll probably lose about seven pounds between now and graduation.

Q: Why did we choose to replace Wendy’s?

A: We chose to replace Wendy’s for a variety of reasons. The first was based on feedback from faculty and staff during an employee survey conducted in August 2006. We learned that there was a desire for greater variety of “quick-service” menu items and that people wanted value, convenience and healthier food options. In addition, as a health care institution, we feel that it is our duty to promote and empower our employees, patients and the community to make healthier lifestyle choices. By replacing Wendy’s with Einstein Bros. Bagels and Fresh and Healthy Express, we feel we are aligning ourselves more closely with that goal.
What the hell is the Fresh and Healthy Express? Google doesn't seem to have heard of it. I hope it's not some sort of Aramark attempt at further monopolization of our dietary options.

Obama Up in Smoke Update

Said Obama: "I've got an ironclad demand from my wife that in the stresses of the campaign I don't succumb. I've been chewing Nicorette strenuously."

When do we get a "Here's what Obama could be doing to stop smoking" article, sponsored by Zyban?

Psychiatry can only fix so much

A beautiful article from Richard Friedman (Psychiatry, Cornell) about how, while psychiatry can do a lot for mental illness, it can't fix somebody who is just flat out mean.

The "yes, but's" are the critical portions of articles like these. Friedman isn't saying that psychopathology doesn't affect how people behave towards their fellow humans, and that there aren't organic reasons for being an asshole:

Don’t get me wrong. There is plenty of undesirable human behavior that falls well within the rightful domain of psychiatry to understand and treat. But must we turn everything we don’t like about our fellow humans into a form of psychopathology?
A year or two ago, I might have found Friedman, to use a Tom Cruise word, a bit glib. That's probably a good thing. You don't want psychiatrists-in-training to have much else besides positive regard for folks with mental illness until they are mature enough in their understanding of psychopathology to begin to parse it away from normalcy.

I'm certainly not there yet, and so its probably good that I continue, at least for the time being, to view folks with mental illness as people who would be good folks if not for the misfortune of illness. I'll keep the fact that there's no necessary truth in that stance in my back pocket until I can figure out how to make sense of it. Folks with mental illness can be nice folk or jackasses, just like folks without mental illness.

A few years ago, I would have read Friedman's article as anti-mental illness and anti-patient. But part of becoming a psychiatrist has to include the process of realizing that folks with mental illness are normal people with a devastating illness that just makes them look like they aren't normal people to the untrained eye. Blaming the victim doesn't help anybody, but deeming the victim blameless removes the humanity from those who suffer from mental illness.

And physicians simply do not have the right, professionally or morally, to take away their patients' humanity.

Youth suicides rise as antidepressant use diminishes

A disturbing, new study... shows a sharp jump in the number of young Americans committing suicide. Almost 2,000 young people age 19 and under killed themselves in 2004. That's an increase of more than 18 percent in the rate of teen suicide from the year before. . . The alarming, new suicide figures have some child psychiatrists worried that these black box warning labels on antidepressants may be keeping them from getting to the children that need them the most. After a decade of steady decline, teen suicides spiked sharply in 2004 -- the very same year that the FDA man mandated that the antidepressants come with warning labels, about a possible link to suicidal thoughts in adolescents and children. The warnings led to a 20-percent drop in antidepressant prescriptions for those under 18.
It's only one point of data with circumstantial association but it does seem to make sense and a lot of psychiatrists have been worried about this exact scenario. The question now becomes, will wacky parents swing the other way and demand antidepressants for their slightly mopey kids? If only the public could understand a message slightly more complicated than "pill = bad" or "pill = good".

Monday, February 5, 2007

What the hell is this EGCG crap?

One of the least enlightening Super Bowl commercials was for some Snapple tea drink with some weird chemical in it: EGCG. A douchebag guy runs up a mountain to ask some guru what the junk is, only to be reprimanded that it's right on the side of the bottle. It might have been witty, if not for the logical suspicion that whatever this guy is asking about is a load of crap.

Well, apparently the Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI) thinks EGCG is a load of crap too. And that's why they're suing Coke and Nestle over its absurd marketing claims that epigalloocatechin gallate (EGCG, as above) has a negative calorie effect, which it justifies by citing one terribly done study that even the conference where the study was presented rejected.

I especially appreciate the semi-sardonic tone of the article:

David Schardt a senior nutritionist with the CSPI says there is no clear evidence that what is in Enviga will help control weight and a person would do better to give up non-diet soda or join a gym, which is in the long run less expensive than buying 3 cans of Enviga a day.
Enviga sounds a little too much like a sexually-transmitted disease for my taste.

UPDATE: The Connecticut AG calls bullshit too.

Friday, February 2, 2007

No more domestic partnership benefits?

The MI court of appeals today overtunred a trial court's opinion, now stating that state universities are NOT able to provide same-sex domestic partner benefits to their employees. This mean that numerous LGBT faculty and staff at all Michigan state universities will no longer be able to cover their same-sex partners with health insurance (among other things).

The university is actively appealing to the state supreme court... I sure the heck hope they've got some sense in them. It would be disasterous to consider the consequences for many of us who may be directly effected by such a narrow sighted and discriminatory policy.

Historical Political Travel: Assassination Vacation


I'm currently reading Assassination Vacation by Sarah Vowell (get it in the remaindered pile at your bookstore now). It's a pretty funny account of Vowell's trips to various locations associated with the past assignations of Lincoln, Garfield and McKinley; "visiting everything from grave sites and simple plaques (like the one in Buffalo that marks the place where McKinley was shot) to places like the National Museum of Health and Medicine, where fragments of Lincoln's skull are on display." The best part though is Vowell's hilarious wit as she engages in a macabre trip around the country in search of assignation paraphernalia. In the opening of the book she explains how (due to her feelings about the current administration) she can begin to understand how someone decides to kill the president, although she emphasizes that she does not wish anyone to harm Bush. Previously she viewed Booth and others as crazies, but today with animosity towards the president so high, assassination isn't such an alien possibility. And being that those who truly dislike Bush are the same liberals that won't let their kids play with guns and abhor hunting, the idea that some part of them is angry enough to sympathize with killers is off putting. Like waking up one day and saying, "Gee, I don't know why but I really feel like clubbing baby seals". Anyway, it's a fun read with lots of humor and history. Kind of like Bill Bryson meets Dave Bary meets David McCullough.

Thursday, February 1, 2007

Inside the Lost writer's room...

Mary Cheney: My baby 'is not a prop'

Dick Cheney became testy last week when CNN's Wolf Blitzer asked him what he thought of conservatives who are critical of his daughter's pregnancy. Cheney told Blitzer he was "over the line."

In a brief interview with The New York Times after Wednesday's panel, Mary Cheney said she agreed that Blitzer had crossed a line. "He was trying to get a rise out of my father," she said.

Glamour editor Cindi Leive asked Cheney during the panel discussion if she had anything to say to conservatives such as James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family, who have criticized her pregnancy, asserting that children should be raised by heterosexual married couples.

She responded, "Every piece of remotely responsible research that has been done in the last 20 years on this issue has shown there is no difference between children who are raised by same-sex parents and children who are raised by opposite-sex parents. What matters is that children are being raised in a stable, loving environment."
Note to Mary Cheney: it's not unreasonable that folks who think that lesbians actually should have all the rights of, say, other human beings should want your father, who supports a regime that obviously doesn't think that lesbians deserve the same rights as other human beings, to justify his support for folks who think your decision to be who you are (instead of who James Dobson would like you to be) is abominable.

Mary Cheney's baby is not a prop. But Mary Cheney is certainly becoming one herself if she refuses to even acknowledge the hypocrisy of the current administration and her father's tacit role in propagating anti-LGBT hatethink.

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Well, Barry-O IS articulate

And Joe Biden is a moron. At least when he opens his mouth. But of course, it's absolutely out of fashion to say that Barry-O is articulate because of the implication that he shouldn't be because he's black. Or that he's articulate considering he's a black dude (implying that if he were a white dude, his current level of articulateness wouldn't be remarkable). Or something like that.

Now, I say Barry-O is articulate not because he's a black dude, but because we've got a guy in the White House who couldn't form a complete sentence in front of a microphone without a teleprompter for the first three years of his presidency, and our last democratic presidential candidate couldn't tell you his favorite color without using a semicolon.

So let's claim the word back, and let's call Barry-O what he is. Articulate. He's a damn good orator. Cicero style. Ghandi style. Kennedy style. Lincoln style. AND MLK style. Hell, maybe even Jim Webb style. But absolutely NOT Joe Biden style.

So Barack isn't articulate because he's a black dude that talks good. He's articulate because he was the damn editor of Harvard Law Review, and he's articulate because he wrote a book ten years ago that actually had something to say. And he's articulate because you can listen to a speech of his and, even though he doesn't say any more or any less than anybody else does, you get that special feeling, that feeling you haven't had since fifth grade history class when the frigging War of 1812 made you proud of your country.

It's nice to feel good about your country, even if the guy is laying on the same bullshit that other politicians try to use less effectively. Barry Obama can make you feel good about your country, and I'm pretty sure he'd be able to do that even if he were a purple transsexual instead of a black dude.

I'm not saying his rhetorical excellence would make him a good president. But Dreams from my Father at least shows that this is a guy with a lot of smart things to say. He's openly thoughtful in his writing, and that's not something we can say all that often about politicians writing books.

But we're not talking about what he has to say right now. We're talking about how he's damn good at saying them. He could tell you how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and it might make you cry.

Now, if he just stopped smoking...

UPDATE: Political Wire compiles the media reactions:

Washington Post: "Biden Stumbles at the Starting Gate"
New York Times: "Biden Unwraps His Bid for '08 With an Oops!"
Chicago Tribune: "Hat in Ring, Foot in Mouth"
New York Post: "Biden Blows It"
New York Daily News: "Senator Stupid!"
UPDATE2: Biden explains himself on the Daily Show, doesn't refer to Jon Stewart as a 'clean Hebrew-American.'

We're all better off with headlines like this

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Brings Boston to a Halt

As it should, my friends. As it should. The fact that ATHF has not brought most major cities to a halt in general is a testament only to the lame choices of American television watchers.

If the mooninites are terrorists, then maybe I'm batting for the wrong team.

HPV vaccine for gay men?

Merck, the makers of Gardasil (the HPV vaccine now being given to women) is conducting a trial of 4000 men, including 500 self-identified gay men, to test the effectiveness of HPV vaccination in men to prevent anal cancer. Although I think this vaccine should be given to all gay men, especially "bottoms," I'm glad to see the company pursuing this study. Obviously there are far more women who are eligible for the vaccine than gay men, but that they're still going after this market is a good sign, in my opinion.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Finally, a real reason to move to Europe

Europe-wide smoking ban proposed!

Places usually only ban smoking in public places AFTER I live there. My podunk, asscrack-of-earth hometown has banned smoking at bars and restaurants, and people are ready to throw a fit because of a new proposal to ban smoking at the park (which is where people go to smoke because they can't smoke at the private hospital across the street). And Lexington, the cultural capital of the #2 tobacco state in the union, banned smoking in bars and restaurants right after I left my undergraduate career there.

I move to the most left-leaning, health conscious, crazy-ass hippy white-bred hybrid-SUV driving college town in the entire Midwest (sorry, Madison), and people can still smoke at restaurants and bars? Who did I piss off to deserve this crap? They can ban smoking smack dab in the middle of a zillion acres of tobacco fields, but folks haven't even put it on the ballot in Ann Arbor?

They're probably more likely to legalize smoking pot in bars than they are to get rid of smoking tobacco in bars. Damn hippies!

Harriet Washington's 'Medical Apartheid' book

Haven't read it yet, but the NPR interview suggests that Washington's take on the historical mistreatments of blacks by white doctors goes well beyond Tuskegee (but of course, includes it) to illuminate the legacy of the sort of racist cruelty that makes blacks suspicious of white doctors even now.

Washington also expresses the importance of African Americans participating in research today, and ends on a bit of an upturn that I didn't really expect. Good for her.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

The Pain of Buying Stuff

John Tierney visited Stanford so an MRI could watch his brain make decisions about buying stuff. The result is an exceptionally well written article about the neuroscience of irrational consumer behavior.

I will not try to justify my need for the mood clock, the “Dodgeball” DVD, the desk-clip lamp and the smoothie maker. I would rather pin these choices on two culprits.

The first was my nucleus accumbens, a region of the brain with dopamine receptors that are activated when you experience or anticipate something pleasant, like making money or drinking something tasty. In the experimental subjects at Stanford, this region was activated when they first saw pictures of things they wanted to buy. My nucleus accumbens just happened to respond more strongly than the typical subject’s, so what else could I do? If it feels good, buy it.

The other culprit — the main villain, really — was my insula. This region of the brain is activated when you smell something bad, see a disgusting picture or anticipate a painful shock. It was typically activated in the brains of the other shoppers when they saw a price that seemed too high. I’d like to think of my insula as particularly stoic, the strong, silent type, but he’s probably just an oblivious slob.

The lazy insula is a rarer affliction than you’d guess by looking at Americans’ indebtedness. Tightwads slightly outnumber spendthrifts, according to surveys by George Loewenstein and his colleagues at Carnegie Mellon, Scott Rick and Cynthia Cryder. These behavioral economists think tightwads aren’t any more rational than spendthrifts, because neither group is carefully weighing the long-term benefits of a Foreman grill versus college tuition. Dr. Loewenstein says the brain scans demonstrate that both kinds of shoppers are guided by instant emotions.

We developed this propensity to experience direct pain when we spend money,” Dr. Loewenstein said. “This explains why tightwads won’t spend money even when they should. It also helps to explain why we overspend on credit cards, and why people prefer all-you-can-eat buffets instead of paying for each item they order. We like schemes that remove the immediate pain of paying.

I'm trying new template stuff from the new blogger. We'll see what this thing actually winds up looking like, or if I should just go back to the old look.

UPDATE: I think I'm comfortable with this color scheme, and cleaning up the ads. I wasn't exactly paying my bills with them, and everything just looks cleaner now. I'm trying to update some of the old posts with labels, but geez that gets boring after about 50 posts. If you think the new look sucks, or is a major improvement, let me know.

Wacky Headline Punchdrunk Sing-a-long!

I just had one of those days where there were just too many headlines that dumbfounded me.

N.J. warns: Don't eat squirrel near dump
We the Living Dead: The convoluted politics of zombie cinema
Church hosts 'porn and pancakes' event
Scientist develops caffeinated doughnuts
Teacher reassigned for anatomy drawings
Senator Schilling? Curt’s not so sure, but fans think he’s just the ticket
New York plans official city condom
And from the "no damn duh" category:
Alternative medicine rarely discussed with doctors
Most diabetics don't exercise
Study says skin tone affects earnings
Triptans can ward off orgasmic headaches
Wait, orgasmic headaches? If my headaches were orgasmic, I don't think I'd take Motrin ever again. *rimshot*

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Even the NAACP can be stupid sometimes

An NAACP official blames U.S. government policy for alleged disparity in treating African-Americans with heart failure.

Juan M. Cofield, president of the NAACP's New England council in Boston, strongly criticized Medicare for what he called lack of promotion for insurance coverage of BiDil, a cardiac medication for blacks, the Wall Street Journal reported.

Medicare's stance "is so contrary to evidence-based medicine and so extraordinary that it arouses suspicions of institutional racism," said the sharply worded letter.

The missive highlighted tension between the Boston regional office of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services and the local civil rights group over BiDil, the only drug approved for use by one race.
I've got a better line: Medicare's stance is so consistent with evidence-based medicine and completely predictable by those who understand that health policy is supposed to actually, say, promote the well-being of those underserved by the health care system rather than just give in to the joke science that a quick-buck-seeking drug company threw together to market two generic drugs in a combination pill in an insulting play on the legitimate insecurities of the African-American community.

Now, Cofield is probably a smart dude with his heart in the right place. African-American community leaders are clearly warranted in taking their suspicions of the medical community to near conspiracy-theory levels (because the AA community actually had a conspiracy pulled on them in recent memory and all). But he's also obviously underequipped to evaluate medical evidence or health policy.

You might ask, what's the white dude got to say about this? Well, this white dude has received all of his policy education on BiDil from evidence-based material presented by black dudes, and those black dudes, who are, ya know, faculty in health sciences, seemed to have their ducks in a row. Mr Cofield doesn't.

BiDil isn't a medication for blacks. It's a medication that is marketed to blacks in hopes that doctors A) won't know how to evaluate evidence, or B) will give in to political pressure from a community that's been hoodwinked before. BiDil is an insult to the African American community, inflicted by a company that believes that, instead of advancing science, it can simply manipulate science with hazy politics and make lots of money.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Some Say It's OK for Girls to Go Wild

I'll be the first to admit that talking about young girls dressing like sluts makes me cringe/sick/what have you. I noticed an interesting trend in my diagnosis while working in the psych emergency department last year: I labeled every girl with absolutely any exposed cleavage a likely borderline personality disorder-in-training. My attendings (well, the ones who were women, at least) thought I was jumping the gun a bit, but I couldn't get past that. Not in that one month, at least.

But I've learned enough about adolescent development (or at least, the best substantiated theories thereof) to admit that these people know what they're talking about, and my I-see-your-boobs-so-you're-unstable instinct isn't a valuable or accurate one.

While young women may express their sexuality more overtly than they have in the past, for the most part, their behavior isn't cause for alarm. It's a necessary step in growing up.

Looking Sexy Doesn't Equate With Sexual Activity

Looks can be deceiving. A girl who puts a seductive picture of herself on the Internet for all to see may shudder at the thought of striking the same pose in front of her peers.

"There's a difference between posting a picture of yourself in virtual space, like Myspace or YouTube or Friendster, and posing in provocative clothing in public," said John Broughton, Columbia University professor of psychology and education.

Similarly, sexy clothes do not beget sexual activity.

Jaana Juvonen, who studies the development of middle and high school students at UCLA, said that because girls hit puberty earlier now than they did decades ago, they're tempted to mimic the appearance of their older peers. That doesn't mean they're engaging in acts that ought to be beyond their years.

"Many girls might look very differently from how they act," she said. "We should not judge them based on what they look like.
Now, if my daughter reads this in twenty years and says, "see, Dad, you thought it was okay back when you were a kid," I'll deny it all. Or I'll take her to the mall and buy her some nice, flattering sweaters. No V-neck's allowed. Not until she's 18.

Obama 1, Fox 0

Barry-O's senate office has released a killer statement debunking the 'madrassa' myth. Greg Sargent has the text on his blog. Read it. It's scathingly beautiful.

Suck it, Fox.

Go Vols!

Not to minimize the implicit rivalry between Kentucky and Tennessee, but as long as Bruce Pearl doesn't pull a Rick Stansbury and make a habit of saying stupid shit about Kentucky, stunts like this will only make me love the dude. (Stolen from ESPN.COM)

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Darwin Wins: Those damn shoes with the wheels in the back are dangerous for kids

You've seen them, those 8-year old flying through the mall, their parents nowhere to be seen, with nothing but a pair of ugly-ass sneakers on. And, if you're like my wife and I, you really hoped the kid would run into something and crack its head open.

Apparently, that stuff is happening. I'm personally more worried about the danger of a child being raised by a parent stupid enough to buy these things for their child and let them wear them places like the mall.

My favorite part of the article is that they have to cite a pediatrician to say that the things are dangerous. I hope an MD is not required to understand the physics of kid + wheels = doom.

Film: Most boring Oscars ever?

I can't evaluate the past zillion years of Oscars nominations, but can anybody actually get excited about any of this? The interesting story lines center around omissions rather than inclusions: 1) does Scorcese FINALLY not get snubbed, 2) no Borat?, 3) another Clint Eastwood movie over the most heralded 'black' movie in recent memory? 4) The controversy was whether Brad Pitt received a best actor or best supporting actor role in Babel, and he receives... neither. Cleared that up, you hack!

Seriously, this year's field sucks. The fact that there will be people who are legitimately surprised that Sasha Baron-Cohen received no nomination sums up the whole year.

UPDATE: Dana Stevens' State of the Oscar is a worthy read.

Drug Politics: AIDS group sues Pfizer over Viagra ads

OK, so the AIDS Health Care Foundation has criticized Viagra ads that depict Viagra as a great way to have great sex on national holidays (e.g. Super Bowl, New Years). It also says that this encourages the use of Viagra as a party drug (often in conjunction with crystal meth). While this is true, and probably in bad taste (shame on Pfizer), the next point seems odd. They are suing for damages, saying that this advertising fostered an increase in the spread of STDs, which the groups has to pay for treating (it has many public health services that it provides). That seems to go too far. Might as well sue the alcohol industry and makers of every teen/college movie ever made. How about a combination pill that contains Viagra and a HAART cocktail (people from Pfizer should take note).

Monday, January 22, 2007

Woof: Brew for Derby and Julep

And even more important than the SOTU, an Amsterdam pet store owner is brewing non-alcoholic beer for dogs.

MedPol: Bush insurance proposal: SOTU preview

The Reuters skinny:

Bush's health-care proposal would use tax breaks to make it easier for people who do not have employer-provided health insurance to buy coverage on their own. The tax incentives would be similar to deductions used by homeowners for the interest on their mortgages, Bush said.

But the program is intended to have no effect on government revenues because the cost of the tax breaks would be offset by changing the way health insurance is treated in the tax code, according to a senior administration official who described the proposal to reporters.

The current health system relies primarily on employers to provide health-care coverage as a fringe benefit. Employees are not taxed on the benefits but the Bush plan would set a cap on the amount of coverage that could be offered tax-free.

Anything above that would be taxed as income, the administration official on condition of anonymity.
Mankiw's commentary:
Economists have long suggested that tax subsidies lead to excessive use of employer-provided health insurance. This proposal would help fix that problem, while giving a helping hand to the uninsured.

Note that some
Democratic economists have made similar proposals in the past, so there is hope that this idea will command bipartisan support.
I'm convinced Mankiw is correct in the longview, that fifty years from now, this sort of incentive-disincentive revamping would lead to a better equilibrium than exists currently. But I'm not sure that apparently taxing middle-class health care benefits to fix a larger problem is going to be particularly attractive for the left or the right.

A prolonged evolution away from employer-based health care only creates problems in transitions. As folks are macro-scale moved from getting insurance from employers to somewhere else, they'll likely face large unfilled gaps in insurance status, and given that insurance is supposed to be something that provides peace of mind, flirting with its status seems unattractive.

If my point isn't clear, see Stephen J. Gould's model of punctuated equilibrium for evolutionary change. Auxiliary point: we can't start creating disincentives against current modes of delivering health insurance without creating equally viable alternatives for those finding themselves unable to attain insurance through traditional, employer-based plans.

Kevin Drum finds the proposal to be too little, too late.
The amazing thing about this isn't whether it's a good idea or not. It's the fact that healthcare is supposed to be one of the big issues in this year's SOTU but this puny little proposal is all Bush has to offer. To call it laughable would be giving it too much credit.

The good news is that this will go nowhere in Congress. The bad news is that Bush will probably want to make up for the lameness of his healthcare plan with some brand new mega-hawkery about Iran. Otherwise, no headlines. I can hardly wait.
I'm not sure that it's necessarily good news that this will go nowhere in Congress, because I'm not sure the plan doesn't have some merits in the context of broader intervention as a way of weaning the country away from employer-based health plans.

What is clear is that this isn't an administration that takes advancing the plight of the uninsured seriously.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

YouTube: Jack Bauer Management Informercial

Politics: Richardson exploring

As much as I heart Barry O, Bill Richardson is amazingly overrated in political cuddliness. I feel like he's been on everyone's shortlist since he left the House. Foreign policy experience + we-can't-elect-congresspeople-alosis make B-Rich even more palatable.

Plus, honestly, the South ain't near as scared of Hispanics as they are blacks. And New Mexico isn't exactly a paleoliberal haven.

Besides, he doesn't even smoke!

PS: Do we know if Barack even smokes Marlboros? I mean, I'm pretty sure he mentioned at least one brand of cigarrettes in Dreams from my Father, but I'm not sure what it was. Of course, I'm sure those denizens of honesty and truth at FoxNews did their research, so perhaps I shouldn't even question the reliability of their quaint graphic.

Go Cats!: Touching the Top 25

After losing at home to the most enigmatic team in the SEC (Vandy = 12-6 overall, 3-1 against Sagarin top 25, 4-2 against top 50 ... aka WTF, mate?), Kentucky will drop out of the top 25 (not that the coaches even let them in to begin with). Take heart, Mr Sagarin knows we're still Top 25.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Politics: Gay Marriage and the End of Civilization


My attention wandered during the "Theology and Science" seminar. Just a little bit.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Sports: Why the Colts Will Finally Beat the Patriots

Tom Brady is the other reason (first being Chris Webber) why my Michigan sports fandom will remain a non-starter. God knows, I've tried.

Medicine: BMJ readers think Sanitation, and not ECMO, is the greatest medical milestone since 1840

The headline is of course a joke only embittered Michiganders will get. Forgive me that.

Of course the Brits would think that. The dirty mongrels kept drinking shitty water and getting cholera in 1854. Most of them still have the runs, even though John Snow figured out it was all the water company's fault.

I.e., John Stossel can suck John Snow's waterpump. There's some corporate malfeasance exposure for you.

And that's why there are no dentists in Britain, because you can't sit in a dentist chair while you have the runs. The dentists took the snakes with them too, explaining that whole St Patrick thing, or whatever.

Improved sewage disposal and clean water supply systems, which have reduced diseases such as cholera, was the overwhelming favorite of 11,341 people worldwide who voted in the survey conducted by the British Medical Journal.

It surpassed antibiotics, the discovery of DNA, and anesthesia, which were among the top five milestones in the poll. Participants were asked what they thought was the biggest medical advance since the journal was established in 1840.

"I'm delighted that sanitation is recognized by so many people as such an important milestone," said Professor Johan Mackenbach, of Erasmus University Medical Center in Rotterdam who championed the sanitation choice.
My vote for nerd of the year: Johan Mackenbach. It's one thing to be right that having your shit leave your house in a timely fashion is pretty important for health. It's another thing to be THAT excited about shit leaving your house in a timely fashion.

For your daily "I need to learn something nerdy about medicine" dose, read about John Snow, Papa of Epidemiology. UCLA is similarly WAY TOO EXCITED about John Snow.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Politics: EVERYBODY PANIC!!!

Barack Obama is a smoker, and is scared that he might lose his "wonderful maple-syrup sound" if he stops.

I especially like when the article refers to smoking as "old-school GOP."

cue MP3 of "It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)"

Monday, January 15, 2007

Politics: Dodd, Biden sacrifice the South for sanity

Dodd says the confederate flag should be in a museum.

Biden says the confederate flag shouldn't be at the South Carolina state house (at an NAACP rally on MLK Day--appropriate enough).

White Southerners say they love their racist heritage and ignorance of the power of a racist symbol to hurt people different than them.

Oh well. I'd rather see the lost-cause crew take the hits early.

NBA: Karma ran over my Dogma (PG-13)

Which is greater?

A) My love for Tayshaun.

B) My MOTHERF@@#$^G HATRED OF CHRIS F@#$#@ING WEBBER!

I officially renounce my fandom of the Pistons until they get rid of Captain Douchebag.

When the Pistons signed Rasheed Wallace, who I'd previously hated for his asstardery at North Carolina, I decided to give him a second chance, and he turned out to be much more cuddly than Dean Smith would have had us believe.

But Webber's shitheadedness for the Wolverines cannot be forgiven.

I still heart Tayshaun. But a fella's gotta draw a line somewhere.

MLK: Expanded I Have a Dream PowerPoint outline

I HAVE A DREAM

A PowerPoint presentation by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

SOME OF MY DREAMS:

  • We achieve a level playing field.
  • The glory of the Lord becomes visible.

STRATEGY FOR REALIZING DREAMS:

  • Must rely on faith.
  • Must stick together.
  • Need to pray a lot.
  • May have to go to jail.
  • Must use catch phrase, "Let Freedom Ring."

(Cut to MP3 track of "My Country 'Tis of Thee")

EXPECTATIONS:

  • Freedom rings in a broad range of places.
  • Will speed day of racial and religious harmony.
  • Day will include a sing-a-long.
  • Singers: Black men, white men, Jews, Gentiles, Protestants, Catholics.
  • Song of choice: old Negro spiritual.
  • Song's inspirational tagline:
    • "Thank God Almighty, we are free at last."

Health: Idiotic Counterproductive Not-News

Headline: Do TVs, iPods help or hurt your workout?

So sure, the article makes the valid point that if you're, say, training for some pseudo-professional ironman competition, maybe you don't run quite as hard as you might otherwise. But, for the other 99.95% of folks exercising, or folks who should be exercising, there's no way in hell they're going to go face the pain of putting their bodies through exercise without the benefit of distraction.

So what's the result of irresponsible, hardly accurate headlines such as these? Hmm... my doctor says if I don't start going to the gym, my pancreas is going to freak out and I'm going to die of a heart attack. And my wife just bought me an 80G iPod for Christmas. But now those geniuses at CNN tell me I that iPods hurt your workout, so I guess I shouldn't even bother. Oh well.

Because people don't read articles nearly as much as they read headlines. And when people see headlines that suggest that a TV or an iPod might hurt your workout, that must mean that it does! If it didn't, those fine folks at CN-unNews wouldn't be putting that up there.

So thanks, CNN, for giving people like me one more excuse not to go work out because you didn't have anything more important to write about on MLK day.

MedPol: New Jersey to cut "idiot" from constitution

No word on whether they will cut idiots out of the rest of the state government.

New Jersey is to consider cutting the word 'idiot' from its constitution so that people with some mental disabilities won't be barred from voting. State Senate President Richard Codey introduced a bill Monday that would remove language from the New Jersey constitution that was designed more than 150 years ago to prevent people suffering from mental illness or handicap from casting their vote in national, state or local elections.

Codey wants to eliminate a section that says "no idiot or insane person should enjoy the right of suffrage" and substitute with a reference to "a person who has been adjudicated by a court of competent jurisdiction to lack the capacity to understand the act of voting."

Codey, a Democrat who was previously acting governor of New Jersey, said in a statement the term "idiot" is "outdated, vague, offensive to many and may be subject to misinterpretation."

He said individuals with cognitive or emotional disabilities may be capable of making decisions in a voting booth, and those people should not be discriminated against.
Of course, you've got to wonder just how long new language will remain relatively useful. Psychiatric literature still speaks of retardation, but it's certainly not PC, even in the context of clinical care, to say that someone suffers from retardation rather than a mental handicap, and I'm not even sure that handicapped is necessarily so kosher either.

But Mike Judge's latest would certainly lose something if it were handicapocracy. So yay for outdated terms, and yay for folks who at least think its important to try to reduce mental health stigma, even if by seemingly baby steps.

To be extra lame, I think I would point out that only an idiot could "enjoy the right of suffrage."

Sunday, January 14, 2007

TV: One Nation, Under 24

Maybe my reaction to hyperanalysis has changed from guilty savoring to mere tolerance, but Troy Patterson's look into the 24 phenonemon sorta makes me wish Bauer would just suffocate him to shut him up. Which isn't to say it's not a recommended read.

A Greek Orthodox friend in undergrad used to complain about how people who weren't a part of religion, while capable of intellectual analysis, missed something special in their objective writings about it. The same must hold for the Church of Bauer.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Politics: House votes to increase minimum wage

Because minimum wage laws benefit not only poor people and rich teenagers, but also the liberal arts-major career-student spouses of medical students!

CatPol: Proof that Bush hates America

Daniel at Kentucky Democrat blogs that Bush's speech tonight about his bumbling new disaster of a plan for getting more Americans needlessly killed in Iraq could very well cause a delay in the broadcast of tonight's Kentucky versus Auburn game.

Clear proof that George W Bush hates America, or at least Kentucky.

Didn't Kentucky elect Mitch McConnell solely because he was supposed to be able to stop this sort of shit from happening? We have the most conniving (McConnell) and most incompetent (Bunning) Senators left in the capitol building, and a lot of good it does us, when Kentuckians can't see their Cats play.

With ESPNFullCourt, my coverage of the game will not be interrupted. But a Kentucky ex-pat understands true bluegrass values better than you might think. Kentuckians skip church for ball games. I have no reason to think they wouldn't skip wars for ball games as well.

So maybe the entire Iraq War is really just an attempt to bolster the cable companies' ability to sell more college basketball subscriptions. That somehow seems less dirty than whatever real justification Joe Klein is puking out this week.

I impart Bo to use his connections in the Fletcher administration to condemn Bush's use of time sanctimoniously set aside for the playing of the Cats. The Cats don't play tomorrow. He can talk then. Or yesterday, you're telling me he didn't know what crap he was going to pull on us yesterday?



Disclaimer: Yeah, I'm kidding. Except about Joe Klein. You should have seen the part I had about Bush being almost as bad as Eddie Sutton. But even I'm not THAT shrill.

UPDATE: The Herald Leader: Basketball or Bush? Tonight, you have to pick

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Politics: Scwarzenegger can't decide which speech to give, throws scripts in blender, gives resulting mishmash of wtf'edness.

I am going to terminate welfare for poor people!

and then

I am going to give all our kids health insurance!

What?

Schwarzenegger says he wants to cut welfare to give people incentive to find work. Huh. Right. That works. If people wanted to work, they'd work. Not giving them money won't make them work, it'll just make their kids starve.

So now, when kids are starving because their folks don't feed them, at least they'll be able to go to the doctor, who can tell the parents they better spend all that money they aren't making on feeding their kids. That's good planning.

I'll give Governator a little bit of credit for proposing health insurance for kids. That's good. And in Governator's little fantasy world, people who could work would start working, and people that couldn't, well, they'd still get welfare and their kids would still be covered. Shame that's a fantasy world.

Go Cats!: Eddie Sutton is a rotten, classless bastard

Sutton takes a few potshots at Kentucky while talking to some folks at UK.

Eddie Sutton = alcoholic piece of shit.