Although I was unsuccessful talking my daily bong-smoking patient down from his chronic blunt ledge, Sparkgrass will celebrate 4.20 day with congrats to our very own Aashoo, who deserves props for being named a
Howard Hughes Medical Institute scholar. That means he'll be placed in a box for a year and turned into a researcher of some sort. But it's prestigious anyway, even if it's punishing. We know the incubation-with-dorks will not phase his wondrousness or wonderfulness.
Hmm...I kind of like the idea of placing Aashoo in a Skinner box. For scientific purposes, of course.
ReplyDeletea box where you can sleep all you want and have an endless supply of cocaine? That sounds fine to me.
ReplyDeleteThanks guys...
ReplyDeleteI hope whatever kind of box this is at least has air holes. I mean geez.
And do you think incubating dorks together is kind of like incubating bacteria: exponential growth? Growth of what? I shudder to think.